Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
AMBROSE BIERCEFear has no brains; it is an idiot.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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