Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
AMBROSE BIERCEFear has no brains; it is an idiot.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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