In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
AMBROSE BIERCELogic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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