Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
AMBROSE BIERCEHe who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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