The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
AMBROSE BIERCEConversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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