Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
AMBROSE BIERCEConversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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