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Ambrose Bierce Quote - April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Angry Best Regret Talk Yourself
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Coward Emergency Himself Legs Thinking
Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Governement Party Prevent Rival Run
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Belief Manifestation Opinion Statement
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Art Human Limitation Reason Thinking Understand
RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Assassination Character Weapon
Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Division Domain Forever Hope Present
Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Beautiful Death Essential Example Poison
He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Alarm Difficult Himself Thinking
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Law Oneself Skills
Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Call Distance Poor Rich Willing
Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Entertainment Innocent Military Popular
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Ambition Himself Name Patriot
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Affair Assurance Future Happiness Prosperity Time
ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Concession Demand Resort
Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Assasination Harmony Instrument

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