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Ambrose Bierce Quote - April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

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Leadership Philosophy Road
Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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