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Ambrose Bierce Quote - April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Appearance Art Color Fools White
RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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Assassination Character Weapon
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Advantage Election Good Stolen
Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Entertainment Innocent Military Popular
To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Accident Eyes Failure Perspective Success
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Love Marriage Sanity Temporary
Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Company Interior Laughter Noise
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Confession Law Prayer Universe Worth
Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Best Gift God Man
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Disguise Education Understand Wisdom
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Degree Independence Intellectual
Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Division Domain Forever Hope Present
Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Age Head Himself See Thinking Wisdom
The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Country Development Engagement Existence People Strife
The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Confirm Degree Democracy Reward
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Final Funny Rich

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