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Ambrose Bierce Quote - April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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