Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
AMBROSE BIERCEBelladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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