Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
AMBROSE BIERCEBelladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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