Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
AMBROSE BIERCEKnowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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