There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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