ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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