RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
AMBROSE BIERCEReligion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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