Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
AMBROSE BIERCEReligion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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