Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
AMBROSE BIERCEReligion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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