Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
AMBROSE BIERCEReligion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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