Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
AMBROSE BIERCEReligion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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