Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
AMBROSE BIERCEReligion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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