Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
AMBROSE BIERCEThe hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Scriptures – The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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