Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
ALAN BENNETTI’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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