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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.

Al Franken

Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.

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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.

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