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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.

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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.

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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.

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