I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
AISHA TYLERI love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I really do know football.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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