Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
AISHA TYLERI love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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