Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
AISHA TYLERI grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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