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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.

Aisha Tyler

I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.

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