Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
AISHA TYLERI will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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