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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.

Aisha Tyler

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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Always Game Gamer Hardcore Level Period
I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Carnival Marriage Ride

I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.

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