Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
AISHA TYLERMarriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I really do know football.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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