the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
AISHA TYLERI’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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