Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
AISHA TYLERNothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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