I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
AISHA TYLERNothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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