It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
AISHA TYLERNothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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