I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
AISHA TYLERMy parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I really do know football.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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