I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
AISHA TYLERI’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I really do know football.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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