I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
AISHA TYLERI’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I really do know football.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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