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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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