No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
AISHA TYLERMarriage isn’t a carnival ride.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I really do know football.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I like grown up comedy.
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