I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
AISHA TYLERSo everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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