Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
AISHA TYLERMaybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
AISHA TYLERWhen one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
AISHA TYLERI’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLERI love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
AISHA TYLERYou know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
AISHA TYLERI really do know football.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
AISHA TYLERSo I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
AISHA TYLERReal sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
AISHA TYLERBut I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
AISHA TYLERMy parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
AISHA TYLERI have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
AISHA TYLERKaraoke is the great equalizer.
AISHA TYLERthe freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
AISHA TYLERI’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
AISHA TYLERNo one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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