I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERSo everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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