You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
AISHA TYLERSo everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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