Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLERI do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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