The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
ADAM REXIs there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
More Adam Rex Quotes
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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