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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.

Adam Rex

[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REX

Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
ADAM REX

Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Almost Cheese Everything Inside Loss Weight
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
ADAM REX

Good Like Magic Tragedy
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REX

Bit Boxe Little Magic
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
ADAM REX

Anand Thakur
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
ADAM REX

Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REX

Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
ADAM REX

Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REX

Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Anand Thakur

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.

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