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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”

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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Good Like Magic Tragedy
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Almost Cheese Everything Inside Loss Weight
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Kind Koobish Pumpkin Singing
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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Bit Boxe Little Magic
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work

Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”

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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”

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