Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
ADAM REXCan I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
More Adam Rex Quotes
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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