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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.

Adam Rex

YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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Car Doing Laughing Room Worse
I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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Funny Keep Kid Nerd Outgoing Understand
Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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Anand Thakur
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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Anand Thakur
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Cat Far. Animal Nice Pet
…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Almost Cheese Everything Inside Loss Weight
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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Alien Bathroom Female Labeled Use
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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Eye Little Sausage Spy Start
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Anand Thakur
You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REX

Being Fashion Sad Terrible Yourself
Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Good Like Magic Tragedy
Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
ADAM REX

Kind Koobish Pumpkin Singing
For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
ADAM REX

Gentle Librarian Nothing Strictly Tofu Vegetarian
What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Country Honey Left Part Said
I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
ADAM REX

Game Girl Indian Punched Vampire
J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
ADAM REX

English Face Letter Pound Sign Spelled Written
Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Country Crazy Identity Look See Some Use Young
Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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Car Comparision English Get Huffed Off Superstar
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Cat Clean Itself Suddenly Want Way
The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Always Clone Doing Everybody Want Wanting Work
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Crazy Drug Extra Looking Sane Stiffened Thing
Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Favor Fighting Koobish Regarding Stickyfish Team
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Galaxy Gorg Knowing Stacked Top
They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?
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Anyone Elephant Expect Mean Say Shirt Zoo
If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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Anand Thakur
[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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Car Light Party Police Writing
There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
ADAM REX

Bit Boxe Little Magic

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