Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
ADAM REXThen it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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