The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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