Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.”
ADAM REXYOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
More Adam Rex Quotes
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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YOU have no room to laugh, that’s all. I’m not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.’
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[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. ‘It’s not a police car,’ I said. ‘It is,’ said J.Lo. ‘Looknow. Lights for flashing.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘Writing on the sides.’ ‘Yeah, but the writing? It says ”BullShake Party Patrol.” Yes. Whatnow?
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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