We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
ADAM REX…Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.
More Adam Rex Quotes
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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Is there a short-eared koobish, then?’ Mmmyes …’ said J.Lo. ‘But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.’ We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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The Boov frowned. ‘Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with … G.” “Sausages.
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You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
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What part of Canada are you from, honey?” “THE LEFT PART,” said Jay.
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Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.
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