I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLAI used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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