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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.

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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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