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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.

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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I get depressed at airports.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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