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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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