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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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