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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

Adam Carolla

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Chick Guy Mean Money People Successful Thinking
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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Explore Figure Funny Humor Nap Out
I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Funny Humor Month Potentially Really Trying Two Week
Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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Care Everone Funny Humor Intimidating Oh My God Saying
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very
I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Guy Need Personality Pople Represent Want
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Actually Chance Chick Funny Humor Mercedes Name
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Behind Feeling Feelings Joke Sort Stand Trying
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Besides Birth Control Everything Funny Giving Humor Pill Women
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Country Differences Drunk Funny Guess Hard Work Humor Worked
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Excel Fail Failing Opportunity People
Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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Ball Basketball Game Inspirational Playground Ymca
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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Asian Colege Fudge Funny Growing Up Humor People Thirteen
I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Blue Collar Doofus Guy Valley
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Challenge Funnier Morning Reason Water

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