If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
ADAM CAROLLAChicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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