I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
ADAM CAROLLAChicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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