I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
ADAM CAROLLAI would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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