I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLAI would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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