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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.

Adam Carolla

They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Advertize Bejeeezus Commercial Out Pie Seen Yogurt
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Actually Chance Chick Funny Humor Mercedes Name
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Christmas Country Dad Feel Instantly Kid Wrong
There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Better Certain Expert Man Thing Unique Women
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Feel Free Higher Pay Tax
All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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All Funny Humor Middle Nothing Really Want
I am not a good cue card reader.
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Card Cue Feeling Good Positive Reader
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Country Differences Drunk Funny Guess Hard Work Humor Worked
I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Car Need Nose Picking Running Superstitious Unless
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Anybody Attention Ill Money Power Thought Towards Will
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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Agnostic Atheist God Law Thinking
That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Dream Force Like Love Pursue Quit Sport Writing
We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Brush Front never Own Pick Stand
I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Ambivalent Camera Cat Enough People Semi
If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Beer Bottle Butterfly Chased Idea Sell Water
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious

I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.

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