I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
ADAM CAROLLAI would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I get depressed at airports.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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