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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.

Adam Carolla

When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Basketball Brother Guy Odd Playing Team Yarmulke
I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Admit God Know Law Other Same Way World
I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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Asian Common Country Goal Guttenberg Hispanic Together
Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Crocs Down Gay Look Realize Wearing
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Insane Mean Million People Smartest Vote
If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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Bird Human Remain Size Street Tax
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Definitely Drama Future Life Making Serious
I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Any Form Over Shape Taking Talk Way Weird
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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Ball Basketball Game Inspirational Playground Ymca
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.

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