Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
ADAM CAROLLAWelfare is monetary methadone.
ADAM CAROLLAI would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLANo, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
ADAM CAROLLAI saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
ADAM CAROLLADon’t do your best, do my best.
ADAM CAROLLAEverything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
ADAM CAROLLAYou shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
ADAM CAROLLAOf course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLAIf women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
ADAM CAROLLABeing a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
ADAM CAROLLA