This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
ADAM CAROLLAThe truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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