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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.

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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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