Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
ADAM CAROLLAI’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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