I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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