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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious

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