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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

W. C. Fields

I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Animal Hands Myself See
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time

Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

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