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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

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Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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