I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
W. C. FIELDSAttitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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