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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W. C. Fields

I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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Funny Home Start Time
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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