I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WESTWe’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
More Mae West Quotes
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It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
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A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
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It takes two to get one in trouble.
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The score never interested me, only the game.
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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
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Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
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If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
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