“I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.”

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

When in doubt take a bath.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

You are never too old to become younger!

Well behaved women do not make history.

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Evolution is a light illuminating all facts, a curve that all lines must follow.

I had plenty of power, and I knew how to play the curve, but I was a tour player who was watching his tee shots peel 30, 40 yards to the right.

The breaking wave and the muscle as it contracts obey the same law. Delicate line gathers the body’s total strength in a bold balance. Shall my soul meet so severe a curve, journeying on its way to form?

There is the desire of a consumer society to have no learning curves.

Curving back within myself I create again and again.

God grades on the Cross not on the curve.

to become aware of the ineffable is to part company with words…the tangent to the curve of human experience lies beyond the limits of language.

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.