The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSI love kids, but they are a tough audience.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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