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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health

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