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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People

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