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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

Frank Zappa

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion

If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

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