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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.

Frank Zappa

Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable

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