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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.

Frank Zappa

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPA

Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People

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