So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPAReality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAI’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPAScience is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPABeware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPAIt gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPAThere are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPAAll your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPAOne size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPAThe computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPATo me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAJazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA