All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPAAll your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPAMay your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPAThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAModern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPAIf your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPAPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPAThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAA composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPACensoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPANobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA