Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPACommunism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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