A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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One and one is eleven.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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