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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Frank Zappa

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPA

Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPA

Enjoyment Irritation People
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPA

Determination Difference Estate Religion
To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPA

Adsurd Reality
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA

Brown Lipstick Make Up
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational People Wrong
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe

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