The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPAThe price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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So many books, so little time.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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