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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.

Frank Zappa

One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPA

Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA

Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom People Personal
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPA

Cheap Freedom
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPA

Determination Difference Estate Religion

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