Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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So many books, so little time.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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