I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPAYou can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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