“You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.”

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

One and one is eleven.

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

Music is always a commentary on society.

I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.

Never bet against a cat.

Scientists turn reckless and mutter like gamblers who cannot stop betting. Scientists are buffoons, not because they are rational but because the cosmos is irrational.

I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’

We may switch presidents, but we`re just going to switch legs and keep on marching.

Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

Many like me who operate in black America can only get our balanced story told nationally on BET talk shows.

When you make a bet, you’re saying something.

Hold’em is a game of calculated aggression. If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with.